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SOHL RE-SIGNING SEASON: BEST WAYS TO WIN NEGOTIATIONS WITH YOUR DASTARDLY AGENT

No. 1: Threaten to release the compromising photos you got of your agent after you created a fake GM who infiltrated the league, cozied up to the BOG and asked for nudes.

No. 2: Complain to the other agents about the nonsensical demands and overall stubbornness of Mike Clark. Pacific demands an agent shift.

No. 3: Be Jhett Folk or The Waggonnater.

No. 4: Have lots and lots of money from making the playoffs all the time. That's right, tanking's bad, mmkay?

No. 5: Research and write a comprehensible presentation that packages comparable player ratings and league signing trends over the past three seasons, including charts and graphs, to make a case for why the player who has been with you for one season should sign at a 50% discount.

No. 6: Cash money bribes (not currently used enough).

No. 7: Be an agent yourself to negotiate with another agent and cut deals for each other's teams (currently used too much).


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All teams in the league have been filled. While we hope all the current GMs stay with us for a long time to come, I am more than happy to start a waiting list. Have any friends interested in fantasy hockey? Tell them to send me an email and we'll get them a team as soon as we can. If you are interested in joining our league, send me an email at skylark_ss@hotmail.com.